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People often like to do different things with their spare time – such as reading, watching TV and going for a run.<\/p>\n

However, one bloke has found a unique past-time to amuse himself; counting segments of Aldi satsumas.<\/p>\n

The guy took to Facebook to reveal his unique hobby as he revealed he's been counting the segments since the start of the year to see how much they vary.<\/p>\n

READ MORE: Aldi is selling entire meals inside Yorkshire puddings \u2013 and fans are drooling<\/b><\/p>\n

Check out more real life stories here<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

And his fellow social media users were left in stitches by his satsuma revelation as the post went viral.<\/p>\n

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Taking to Facebook group 'Dull Men's Club', the bloke wrote: "Since January 1st 2023, I've eaten one satsuma a day (Aldi) and recorded how many segments the satsuma had.<\/p>\n

"The average is 10.77273, the most was 14 and fewest was 8."<\/p>\n

He later added an edit, as he wrote: "Edit: Mean average 10.77273, Mode average 10, Median 10, Range 6, Standard Deviation 1.459678."<\/p>\n

Along with his data, he shared a photo of his spreadsheet where he collected all of the information.<\/p>\n

The post certainly captured people's attention, racking up more than 15,000 Facebook reactions.<\/p>\n

"This is the sort of top-notch content I joined this group for, and the kind of dullness I can only aspire to," exclaimed one group user.<\/p>\n

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While another added: "We may have inadvertently found our leader."<\/p>\n

"Your dedication to dullness deserves a huge round of applause," chimed in a third.<\/p>\n

While a fourth told him: "I honestly cannot think of a single thing that is more worthwhile."<\/p>\n

Some people were even so keen on the information that the asked for a follow-up, with one person asking: "How does the data compare for Lidl?"<\/p>\n

We're on the edge of our seat to see if he shares this golden information too!<\/p>\n

Source: Read Full Article<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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